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Kuchipudi Venkat: Markets Down..but for whom?

Kuchipudi Venkat: Markets Down..but for whom?

These days one can easily be out of place of any situation if you don't use the latest catch phrase "You see the markets are down".Don't get me wrong,even before the impact of global economy slowdown is visible here,some smart guys are making the best of it....

You have over spent and falling short to pay your installments....Excuse "You see the markets are down".I would need some time.

Come home late in the night and tell your wife "You see the markets are down" we are brainstorming to figure out a way with the help of few extra drinks..

Hello can I pay my mobile bill in installments..WHAT?..I understand its shocking but "You see the markets are down".

I shouldn't ask you this but I can't help it..Can you reduce my rent by 20%..But you have been paying the same from last two years....try to understand"You see the markets are down" and my bottom line is bleeding.blah blah..

"You see the markets are down" and we hence decided to stop company lunches and encourage Potluck lunches,which we feel be more interesting spread wise and also help in community bonding which is very essential in this hour of need.

"You see the markets are down" and we have decided to cancel all the corporate parties,but as a token of goodwill gesture we are happy to announce that you will be allowed to use your Sodexho passes to buy a bottle of Bacardi.

"You see the markets are down" and in order to increase the productivity we have hence forth decided to make it a 6 day week.

It goes on.....
 
Venkat Kuchipudi
Film Director
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