"Boothu" SMS doing rounds on Satyam!

A crude "SMS" joke is doing rounds in the city over the "confession" letter written by Satyam Ramalinga Raju four days ago, exposing the biggest fraud in the Indian corporate sector. The SMS reads like this: "Confession: Actually, I have inflated my family size. I have only one son. One of the two is illegitimate. My wife is not responsible and my sons don't know about it. It was like f….ing (edit) a woman without using a condom and not knowing how and when to pull out without making her pregnant. I am sorry and submit myself for castration now!!"  Howzzat?