ChandraBabu Naidu (CBN), who is vouching to turn Andhra Pradesh (AP) into Singapore, has chalked out some secret plans to achieve it. Here are few plans as per leaked reports.
Since winning the elections is necessary to achieve his extended ‘Vision 2030’, CBN will promise everything on, under and above the earth for free. This will ensure his victory as people strongly believe in CBN’s ‘credibility’. Once he forms the govt, he will unleash his plans.
Firstly, he will lay an underwater teleportation rail link to Singapore (ofcourse) with the World Bank’s funds. Since AP and Singapore are physically linked now, no one can say AP is not Singapore anymore. If anyone still has doubts, he will be teleported to Singapore for a brief while and all the doubts will vanish in a jiffy..
If the World Bank doesn’t give funds then CBN will switch to plan-B and make a special arrangement with the Singapore govt. The tourism will be turned on its head and tourists from Singapore will be paid to visit AP. Anyways as everything will be free in AP, the jobless lot of Singapore will frequent to AP and also get paid in return. Double bonanza! This will bring lakhs of Singaporeans here and people will not be able to make out if this is AP or Singapore anymore. With such huge influx of Singaporeans, slogans like ‘Andhrawala Jaago, Singapore wala Bhago’ may be seen in future.
As a master propagandist, CBN will order Andhra Jyothi’s Radhakrishna to change the daily’s name into ‘Singapore Jyothi’. TV9, ABN-Andhra Jyothi, E-TV etc will have Singaporean news readers. People will be confused as hell if they are in AP or Singapore.
Finally in the eventuality of failure to make people believe that AP has truly turned into Singapore, he is going to simply rechristen AP as Singapore. Viola!!
PS: Just for fun folks!
Written By Sesh
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